Showing posts with label lyrics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lyrics. Show all posts

Friday, October 25, 2013

Missed Moment

“Two bobs left, two bobs right, then one left, one right, one left, and then it starts all over again, but from right to left,” Jared explained.

I watched, dizzied as my little brother bobbed his head from side to side in perfect rhythm.
“And you're always telling me that it's my turn to move, when I wonder what could make the needle jump the groove,” Amiee sang to the beat.

Jared’s head danced while I waited for the right moment to join in, like a little girl watching for her cue to leap between whirling double-dutch jump ropes.

My head bobbed left twice, right twice, and then back to the right for a single bob, just as Jared had instructed. I was feeling pretty good about my chances, and went left.

For two bobs…

Jared laughed as I tried to correct and catch up to his easy going movements. It was too late; my head frenzied back and forth in a seizure-like loop as Aimee sang on.

“Acting steady always ready to defend your fears, what's the matter with the truth, did I offend your ears?”

“Kid, it’s not that hard,” Jared said.

“Maybe for you it isn’t, but my head has a mind of its own,” I replied in jesting defense
.
“Just follow me,” my brother said, ignoring my protest. His head began to bob.

Aimee ignored us both. “Now I could talk to you till I'm blue in the face, But we still would arrive at the very same place, with you running around and me out of the race…”

I followed Jared’s example, and he nodded with encouragement as my head bobbed for one complete, correct, and rhythmic cycle.

“You got it!”

I grinned, and the multitasking center in my brain flickered under the sudden load. My head threatened calamity with a feint to the left, but just then a synapse fired, sending my head to the right, back in sync with Jared’s.

We spent the rest of the afternoon driving around Seattle to carpet-cleaning appointments, rewinding the tape and playing the song over and over again, our heads bobbing in unison to the rhythm of Aimee’s counsel.

“You're like a sleepwalking man, it's a danger to wake you, even when it is apparent where your actions will take you,” Aimee sang.

"That's just what you are..."

--

Happy Birthday, Jared. I hope you know that I am no longer a sleepwalking man; that's just not who I am...anymore.

Friday, August 30, 2013

Smart Girls (A Lyrical Commentary)

A CLEAN rewrite of the lyrics to "Blurred Lines." I call it "Smart Girls"

(No moral high ground here, this is just what happens when I am bored.)

"Smart Girls"

(Everybody book up)
(Everybody book up)
(A, A, A)
(A, A, A)
(A, A, A)

I just can’t believe, what that guy just said
He should feel lucky, to be alive not dead
Maybe I'm going deaf
(A, A, A)
Maybe I'm going blind
(A, A, A)
Maybe I'm out of my mind
(Everybody book up)

OK now he was gross, tried to objectify you
But you're intelligent,
Lady, it's in your nature
Don’t let his song get to you
(A, A, A)
No need to be a hater
(A, A, A)
That man is not your maker

And that's why I tell you you’re a smart girl
Your mind I love it
There’s so much in it
Your mind I want it
You're a smart girl
You’re way smarter than me
You're far from plastic
Talk about getting bested

I hate those sick guys
They think they've got it
They think you want it
But they don’t know it
That you're too smart girl
The way you study
Must wanna get a degree
Go ahead, and best me

(Everybody book up)

What do they make curves for,
When you got them test scores?
I already know that
You the smartest brain in this place!
I feel so lucky
(A, A, A)
You wanna tutor me?
(A, A, A)
Your brain is sexy!
(A, A, A)

OK now he was gross, tried to objectify you
But you're intelligent,
Lady, it's in your nature
Don’t let his song get to you
(A, A, A)
No need to be a hater
(A, A, A)
That man is not your maker
(A, A, A)

And that's why I'm lookin’ for a smart girl
I know you are it
In spades you got it
Jealous I’m of it
You're a smart girl
Can't let you get past me
You're far from plastic
Talk about getting bested
(Everybody book up)

I hate those sick guys
They think they've got it
They think you want it
But they don’t know it
That you're too smart girl
The way you study
Must wanna get a degree
Go ahead, and best me

One thing I ask of you
Let me be the one you to walk to class with you
From Chemistry, to Math class (ew!)
Yeah, I’m gonna be late, but I had to
So hit me up when you passing through
I'll carry your books if you ask me to
Study on, and when your book’s open
I’ll try my best not stare at you
In a hundred years not dare, would I
Let you study Calculus with another guy
Nothing like your last guy, he too dumb for you
He don't read no books and test prep with you
So I just watch and wait for you to compute
And calculate
Not many men can refuse your thinkin’
I'm a nice guy, so please just hear me

Stretch your brain, get smart, get smart
Study ‘til it hurt, ‘til it hurt
I’ll just watch you work

Here’s a not to read; I wrote this when I missed ya,
It says I love you and I would like to date ya. (uh-huh)
No more pretending
(A,A,A)
Cause now you winning
(A,A,A)
Here's our beginning
(A,A,A)

I always wanted a smart girl
I know you are it
In spades you got it
Jealous I’m of it
You're a smart girl
Can't let you get past me
You're far from plastic
Talk about getting bested

I hate those sick guys
(Everybody book up)
They think they've got it
They think you want it
But they don’t know it
That you're too smart girl
The way you study
Must wanna get a degree
Go ahead, and best me

(Everybody book up)
(Everybody book up)

(A, A, A)
(A, A, A)
(A, A, A)